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Tuesday, June 2, 2020

That’s like Jamaica telling you to put down the bong (I miss those days)


“Well, we’re back after 10 days off, and I never imagined that after 10 days a global pandemic would not be the lead story. Remember when we were all afraid of our groceries? I miss those days.” —Stephen Colbert

“In Minneapolis, a group of Mennonites showed up to support the protests. Mennonites! Mennonites think America’s too racist, and they live in 1840!” —Stephen Colbert

“It’s not just U.S. citizens protesting racism in the United States — protesters gathered in London, Toronto, even Berlin. You know it’s bad when Germany thinks your country’s racist. That’s like Jamaica telling you to put down the bong.” —Stephen Colbert

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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