this is like Cruella de Vil trying to woo Sarah McLachlan (and that was just during the sound check)

President Trump held a campaign rally in New Mexico where he tried to appeal to Hispanic voters.

“So after four years of Donald Trump throwing Latinos under the bus that he stopped at the border, by saying that illegal and legal immigrants are all coming to kill us, Trump’s plan to win is to woo Hispanic voters. Woo, boy. Buena suerte with that, el Trumpo. Right now, Trump’s approval rating among Hispanics is 25 percent, so, this is like Cruella de Vil trying to woo Sarah McLachlan.” --Stephen Colbert

“Trump asked Steve Cortes, ‘Who do you like more, the country or the Hispanics?’ Coincidentally, that’s also the first and only question asked in a White House job interview.” --James Corden

“Those two things aren’t even in the same category: ‘What do you like better: Pepsi or Mongolia?’” --Trevor Noah

“Trump, on his absolute best behavior, still talks about race like it’s fantasy football.” --James Corden

“I know he doesn’t speak Spanish, but now he’s not even speaking English.” --Jimmy Kimmel

“With that kind of sincerity, I can’t believe Trump hasn’t won over more Hispanic voters.” --James Corden

“According to fact checkers, President Trump made at least 26 false statements last night during his rally in New Mexico, and that was just during the sound check.” --Seth Meyers

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