Samsung has announced that to make it easier for users to watch smart phone videos it will begin selling a TV that can pivot between orientations. Upon hearing that Mike Pence threw out his TV. --Seth Meyers
A movie theater in Nashville recently changed the name of the film Hellboy on its marquee to Heckboy because it’s located across the street from an elementary school. Even worse on a Sunday afternoon they had a showing of the classic Bond film Octo-Hoo-Hah. --Seth Meyers
Former Vice President Joe Biden released a new campaign video today where he ended, “I’m Joe Biden and I approve this massage, I mean message.” --Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

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