A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week (That's more Satan's area)

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"A Tomahawk cruise missile fell off a truck in the Bronx this week. A cruise missile, isn't that unbelievable? You know what that means? There are now more weapons of mass destruction in the Bronx than there are in Iraq." --Jay Leno

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