the new Swiss Army knife comes with a fold-out bong (Or as Clinton calls it, a four-way)

A new survey, the top pot-smoking country in Europe is Switzerland. As a result the new Swiss Army knife comes with a fold-out bong. --Conan O’Brien 11/26/2004

Good news from Washington this week. The Senate finally reached a compromise to allow President Bush's candidates to be voted on without a filibuster. In a related story President Bush still thinks a filibuster is a chocolate-covered peanut bar. --Conan O’Brien 11/26/2004

Yesterday former President Clinton underwent successful quadruple bypass surgery. Or as Clinton calls it, a four-way. --Conan O’Brien 9/7/2004

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”