President Bush said my middle initial is not R (How the hell should we know)

Yesterday on the campaign trail John Kerry said that President Bush's middle initial stands for Wrong. In response President Bush said my middle initial is not R. --Conan O’Brien 9/7/2004

Yesterday Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger impressed a crowd in Washington because he gave a 40-minute speech without any notes. When asked when asked what Arnold spoke about the crowd said, “How the hell should we know.” --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2005

A little bit of a sad news. A former Backstreet Boys singer Nick Carter was charged Tuesday with drunken driving. Now as a result the pizza he was delivering did not arrive. --Conan O’Brien 3/9/2005

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”