It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple (Mr. Met switched jerseys in the third inning)

The New York Mets suffered their worst loss in franchise history last night losing to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so bad that even the ceremonial first pitch was hit for a triple. --Seth Meyers

The New York Mets lost to the Washington Nationals 25-4. It was so embarrassing Mr. Met switched jerseys in the third inning. --Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”