White House counselor Kellyanne Conway today rejected reports that she is the No. 1 leaker in the Trump administration. Added Conway, “But I'll tell you who is.” --Seth Meyers
During a speech at the annual White House Easter Egg Roll, President Trump touted the U.S. economy, saying we have never had an economy like we have right now. [shows screenshot of “Dow Plummets” headline] Literally the one time he wasn't in front of the TV. --Seth Meyers
The Kremlin said today that during a phone call last month, President Trump invited Vladimir Putin to the White House for a summit. Well, I guess that makes sense. If somebody gets you a house, you’ve got to have them over. --Seth Meyers
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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