President Trump tweeted last night, “THE HOUSE INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE HAS FOUND NO EVIDENCE OF COLLUSION OR COORDINATION BETWEEN THE TRUMP CAMPAIGN AND RUSSIA,” and then he tweeted, “CAN SOMEONE HELP ME TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK BUTton oh there it is never mind.” --Seth Meyers
According to CNN, President Trump has been told by advisers not to fight Stormy Daniels’ decision to break her confidentiality agreement because it would make him look guilty. Though not as guilty as, say, HAVING a confidentiality agreement. Nobody makes you sign a confidentiality agreement when they’re proud of what they did. --Seth Meyers
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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