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Friday, March 9, 2018

the worst porn movie plot ever (low-fat milk?)



"Good news for Joe Biden. Support for his presidential campaign has risen from one to two percent. Do those sound like presidential numbers? Two percent? Doesn't that sound more like low-fat milk?" --Jay Leno


"The first Democratic presidential debate was held earlier tonight. Big event. It featured Senator Hillary Clinton facing off against seven men. Or, as Bill Clinton calls it, the worst porn movie plot ever." --Conan O'Brien

A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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