Donald Trump, surprisingly, hasn’t tweeted about Mueller’s subpoena yet. Probably because he doesn’t know how to spell the word subpoena. --Jimmy Kimmel
There are new developments in the case of Stormy Daniels, the adult film star who may or definitely did have sex with Donald Trump. She is trying to raise money to pay her legal fees. She launched a fundraising page on a website called CrowdJustice.com. So now you can give money to a porn star just like the president of the United States. --Jimmy Kimmel
In 24 hours, she’s raised more than $135,000. I never would have thought giving money to a porn star would be an act of patriotism. But then, I never thought a guy who would get in a Twitter war with Cher would become president. --Jimmy Kimmel
Every dollar you donate potentially brings us one step closer to seeing photos that will haunt our dreams forever. --Jimmy Kimmel
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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