It's like a very special edition of Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader? (he only used the women for massages)

"The Republicans have their big debate this week at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley, California. Republicans want to see how they stack up against George W. Bush. It's like a very special edition of 'Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?'" --Jay Leno

"The Deputy Secretary of State Randall Tobias, a 65-year-old married guy who for years was President Bush's person in charge of promoting abstinence, has resigned after he admitted he hired women from a Washington, D.C., escort service. He said he only used the women for massages. Oh, shut up. The big question is not if we believe him or even if President Bush believes him, but does Mrs. Tobias believe him?" --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html