Some hospital workers in Kenya have been suspended after doctors performed brain surgery on the wrong patient. I guess those brain surgeons weren't exactly rocket scientists. --James Corden
The doctors said they got lucky – turns out they removed the part of the patient's brain that wants to press charges. --James Corden
The hospital did an investigation and it's pretty scary. It turns out that the doctor was only moonlighting as a brain surgeon because he wasn't making enough money driving for Uber. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.

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