We want to congratulate the Philadelphia Eagles for beating the Patriots last night to win their first Super Bowl championship ever. Now, usually the president will call and congratulate the winners. But breaking with tradition, President Trump actually called the Patriots after the game and just mocked them for being losers. --James Corden
Tom Brady's fourth quarter fumble secured the Eagles win and honestly, I feel for him, I do. I don't know how Brady is going to live with himself, his five Super Bowl rings, his supermodel wife Gisele — actually, I think he's going to be fine. --James Corden
A magisterial collection.
An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.
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