"Family
values conservative Republican Senator from Louisiana David Vitter admitted he
has had sex with prostitutes. Apparently years ago this Senator Vitter guy had
been seeing one of the DC Madam's
escorts. You think the Senator's embarrassed? How about the hooker? Now the
whole world knows she had sex with a politician, eww." --Jay Leno
"But
he says he's not going to talk about it out of respect for his wife, that's
what he said today. It's all these guys getting caught with hookers, they have
this newfound respect for their wife. Ya know something, when his pants were
down around his ankles leaving the motel, I don't see him going 'you know, I
love my wife.' Well you know what makes it especially hypocritical: apparently
Vitter has been a strong opponent of same-sex marriage, but today he explained
that too. Apparently he's against having sex with the person you're married
to." --Jay Leno
A magisterial collection. An
emotional rollercoaster, soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html
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