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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

You take care of that elf! (eight contestants named Ashley)



Did you see this? The New York Times says President Trump watches eight hours of TV and drinks 12 Diet Cokes each day. He sounds less like the president and more like a college kid who just got home for winter break. –Jimmy Fallon

A family in Florida took their Elf on the Shelf to the ER after their dog tore it apart, and the doctors were able to save it. While the guy in the next room was like, “Don’t worry – my broken leg will just fix itself! You take care of that elf!” –Jimmy Fallon

Another season of “The Bachelor” is coming up! I heard that there are four women named Lauren. Everyone had a good laugh — even the eight contestants named Ashley. –Jimmy Fallon
     
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