To be fair, this is not the first time in his life George Bush has heard the term 'failed to pass.' (Are the clowns safe?)

"Earlier this morning in London, police defused a potentially massive car bomb parked in front of famed Piccadilly Circus.  President Bush got a little confused. He called the new prime minister and made sure all the animals and clowns were safe." --Jay Leno

"Authorities said the terrorist planned to detonate the bomb with his cell phone. Luckily, the guy had Cingular so he couldn't get a signal." --Jay Leno

"President Bush's immigration bill failed to pass. To be fair, this is not the first time in his life George Bush has heard the term 'failed to pass.'" --Jay Leno

      

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster, soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html