Jamal is doin' 30 months for jaywalking (at least that's what they think he said)

"And Happy Birthday, President Bush. He turns 61 on Friday, but since he's president, he had his age commuted down to 59." --Jay Leno

"You know, this President Bush had commuted Scooter Libby because he felt that 30 months in jail for four felonies was way too harsh, so he reduced it a little back to nothing, zero. See, that's called the rich white guy reduction. See, that's 'cause his name's Scooter. There's not a lot of guys named Jamal gettin' that deal. Nah, Jamal is doin' 30 months for jaywalking." --Jay Leno

"President Bush told British reporters last week he wishes he was a better speaker -- at least that's what they think he said. They're not quite sure." --Jay Leno

    

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster, soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html