He pays for the hookers with his bribe money (weird in-laws/fondu set)

"There's another one of those prostitution scandals down there in Washington, DC. Louisiana Senator David Vitter admitted that he's been visiting Washington area prostitutes. And I thought about this, 'Whoa, wait a minute, a politician, paying for a hooker? I didn't see that comin.'" --David Letterman

"But good for Vitter, he said that it did not cost the taxpayers a cent. He pays for the hookers with his bribe money." --David Letterman

"Well here's good news, Osama Bin Laden's son, Omar, just got married. Let's see how he likes being terrorized. And you thought you had weird in-laws." --David Letterman

"By the way, if you wanna send the couple a wedding gift, they have all the pipe bombs they need. What they could really use, they'd really like to have a fondu set." --David Letterman

     

A magisterial collection. An emotional rollercoaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html