"She said at her
church, Governor Palin, said she asked everyone to pray for a natural gas
pipeline, which she said was God s will. And today, God said, "Hey lady, I
don't deal with oil companies. That's more Satan's area.'" --Jay Leno
President Bush arrived in
Beijing earlier today. And before stepping out of the plane, he tested the air
with a canary. But they got together, the Chinese, and threw a big state dinner
for President Bush in his
honor. They served Peking lame duck. And President Bush, he doesn t know what
he s doing over there. He turned to the president of China, and he said,
'General Tso, I love your chicken.'" --David Letterman
A new Earth-like
planet has been discovered a few months before an election where Donald Trump
could be president. If that's not perfect timing, I don't know what is. –James
Corden
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