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Tuesday, April 4, 2017

they’re off shooting koala bears and playing hackie sack with rolls of $50 bills



By the way, do you think Donald Trump’s real sons are jealous that Jared’s over in Iraq meeting with the general while they’re off shooting koala bears and playing hackie sack with rolls of $50 bills? I mean, they have to be, right? –Jimmy Kimmel
The White House today released the official portrait of the first lady, Melania Trump. I think she was photographed on the set of “Wheel of Fortune” or something. Very strange. It looks like the jewel box cover for her Starbucks CD. Or an ad for Kay Jewelers. She’s the only first lady to use a wind machine in her official portrait. –Jimmy Kimmel
So anyway, now there will at least be one Melania in the White House. –Jimmy Kimmel



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