The big story is
that last night, The New York Times published a bombshell report that President
Trump’s campaign was in contact with Russian intelligence since 2015. When
asked if it was true, Trump said, “Nyet! I mean, no!” –Jimmy Fallon
ABC just announced
that Rachel Lindsay, a 31-year-old attorney, will be the first African-American
to star as “The Bachelorette.” Even more impressive, she’s the first
bachelorette with a real job! –Jimmy Fallon
Singer Elle King just
revealed that she ate a bunch of pot muffins before the Grammys this year.
Yeah, people noticed that she seemed high when she went up to make her
acceptance speech — you know, ’cuz she didn’t win any awards. –Jimmy Fallon
A new report finds
that over 55,000 bridges in the U.S. were found to have major structural
problems last year. When asked how they’re going to fix them, the government
was like, “Eh, we’ll cross that gaping hole when we get to it.” –Jimmy Fallon
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