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Saturday, January 28, 2017

JOKES: restricted country club/Jet Blue pilot/sequined pant suit




"Don't worry about Mitt, if this presidential thing doesn't work out he can always go back to playing Victor Newman on the 'Young and the Restless.' Mitt Romney doesn't look like a president, he looks like a ringmaster. Mitt looks like a guy wearing a golf shirt in an Eddie Bauer catalogue. He looks like the desk clerk at a Peninsula Hotel who tells you your room's not ready. Mitt looks like the guy at a party who gives you his card. He looks like a tennis pro at a restricted country club. He looks like a Jet Blue pilot who comes out to greet the passengers during a delay. Mitt Romney looks like the guy who says to the contestant, 'We're out of time, can you come back tomorrow?'" --David Letterman

"The Democratic debate was a tag-team format, you had Hillary and Bill versus Obama and Oprah. The debate took place in Hollywood, and Hillary arrived wearing a sequined pant suit." --David Letterman




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