JOKES: You cannot tell me that that face is still alive (naturally impartial)

"As for Hillary Clinton, she won huge yesterday in the Florida primary, taking 54% of the vote. Florida is a big deal, unlike South Carolina which is not a big deal. I forget why again. Jimmy? [on screen: Bill Clinton saying, 'Jesse Jackson won South Carolina twice in '84 and '88']. That's right. None of this has to do with racial politics. South Carolina is not unimportant because it had too many black voters, but because it had too few old voters. 

Florida is chuck-a-block full of the oldies. And we all know the elderly are the best judge of who should be the next president. And here's why -- they are naturally objective because whoever they vote for, most of them will not live to see that person inaugurated and have those policies affect their lives. This makes them naturally impartial. The only better judges are dead people, who are really independents. I mean, look at Joe Lieberman [on screen: Lieberman]. You cannot tell me that that face is still alive." --Stephen Colbert