"If President Bush is
wiretapping my phone and listening to my calls, I think he actually should pay
for half of the phone-sex bill." --David Letterman
"There was a tribute
to the Dance Theater of Harlem down there in Washington at the White House, and
after dinner, Bush and his wife got up and danced for the crowd. And I was
thinking about this, I believe the last time Bush danced for a black audience
was when he tried to explain FEMA's response." --David Letterman
"The Attorney General
of the United States, Alberto Gonzalez testified before the senate about the
domestic spying program. But first there was a big fight about whether or not
to place him under oath. Ultimately they decided not to place him under oath.
See, baseball players, they have to be under oath. But the attorney general,
no." --Jay Leno
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