"Vice President Dick
Cheney said today he's not sure he'll ever go hunting again. If he does decide to go hunting again, good
luck finding anyone to go with him." --Jay Leno
"I do want to begin
with an update on our Vice President, Dick Cheney. He didn't shoot anyone else,
but he is a man a heartbeat away from both the presidency and one count of
manslaughter." --Jon Stewart
"How powerful a man
do you have to be to shoot a man in the face and have that person say, 'My
bad'?" --Jon Stewart, on Harry Whittington's apology to Cheney

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