it does seem like he’s had a lot of concussions

Donald Trump told People Magazine that he’s good at sports. Which could be true, because it does seem like he’s had a lot of concussions. –Conan O’Brien

Time Magazine picked their Person of the Year and they chose German Chancellor Angela Merkel over Donald Trump. Trump tweeted that they picked "the person who was ruining Germany." Then Trump said, "Germany hasn’t had a great leader since the 1940s." –Conan O’Brien

Marco Rubio said in a new interview that his favorite show is "The Walking Dead." When asked why, Rubio said, "I’m a senator from Florida — those are my constituents." –Conan O’Brien

United Airlines announced they are bringing back free snacks for the first time since 2008. Unfortunately, the snacks are also from 2008. –Conan O’Brien