and of course, the baked beans

Chris Christie got moved up from what they call the kids' table to the main debate. Apparently he ate everything on the kids' table so they had to move him. –Jimmy Kimmel

After protesters interrupted a Donald Trump rally last night, some attendees were heard yelling the Nazi salute "Sieg heil." Which is alarming, but it doesn't mean that Donald Trump is the same as Hitler. It just means that if you looked up Hitler on Amazon, Trump might show up in the "You may also like" section. –Seth Meyers

Jeb is America's fourth favorite Bush — after George, the other George, and of course, the baked beans. –Stephen Colbert

Jeb Bush has sent an email to his supporters promising that as an early Christmas present, if you give him $25, you won't receive any more email requests for cash the rest of the year. It's a political strategy borrowed from the mob. –Stephen Colbert