No, I just kinda watch plants grow.

Some good news for the White House. They just announced that Obamacare added a million new customers in its third open-enrollment season. They say more people are signing up for healthcare due to the looming deadline, low costs, and the sales of hoverboards. –Jimmy Fallon

White House press secretary Josh Earnest said that Trump's statement about banning Muslim immigrants “disqualifies” him from being president. When he heard that, Jeb Bush was like, “You can get disqualified? What do I need to do?!" –Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow is the fifth Republican presidential debate. And if you've been keeping score, so far the winner of most of the Republican debates has been ... Hillary Clinton. –Jimmy Fallon

The big movie right now the new “Star Wars” movie. In fact, even the astronauts on the International Space Station are going to watch new “Star Wars” movie from space. NASA said it's the best way to remind the astronauts that what they're doing in space really isn't that cool. “Do you fire a laser gun?” “No ... I just kinda watch plants grow.” –Jimmy Fallon