"On Wednesday night, Barbara Walters asked Governor
Chris Christie if he was too fat to be president. A lot of people are
criticizing Barbara for asking that question. But in fairness, Barbara asked
that exact same question when she interviewed William Howard Taft." –Jay
Leno
"The U.S. Census Bureau says that by the year 2043,
white people will be in the minority in the United States. By that time, the
country will be 15 percent black, 31 percent Hispanic, and 1 percent
Republican." –Jay Leno
"Christmas is just around the corner. It's just under
two weeks away, and today Santa released 10 years of tax returns." –David
Letterman
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