"Earlier
this week President Bush took part in the taping of the Ford's Theatre gala
that will air this December on ABC. It's a Christmas show and they tape it in
June. It's always awkward taping six months in advance. For example, right now
President Bush is still without a clear cut strategy for Iraq. But come
December ... no, I guess we'll be okay." --Jay Leno
"As
the war in Iraq grinds on, we can take at least one comfort as the president
reiterated recently -- we are not alone [on screen: Bush saying, 'The success
of a free Iraq matters to every civilized nation. We thank the 36 nations who
have troops on the ground in Iraq']. 36 nations ... a fact not at all
diminished by the fact that it's actually 25 nations. You can see it's a very
common mistake. 36 is six squared, whereas 25 is five squared. Knowing our
commander-in-chief, he's probably thinking in higher math again. You should
hear how impressive our coalition sounds in base two." --Jon Stewart
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
