This is the kind of
money the candidates should be focused on right now. Tax returns are basically
an 11th grade math test administered to adults. If we fail we go to prison.
That's how it works. –Jimmy Kimmel
The president and
the first lady got their taxes done. I'm not sure if they have to release it or
they just do. They made $436, 035, the lowest amount they've made since he took
office. Donald Trump made more money than that last year selling hats. –Jimmy
Kimmel
AC/DC
has a new lead singer. Axle Rose will replace Brian Johnson. At 54-years-old,
he will be the youngest member of the group. They are still on a “Highway to
Hell,” but they're in the far right lane. –Jimmy Kimmel
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