ISIS
has reportedly started rolling out “reductions in benefits” to try to cut down
costs. And now al-Qaeda is trying to compete with them by launching
“Osamacare.” --Seth Meyers
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restaurant in Pennsylvania has started selling a pizza inspired by Hillary
Clinton topped with buffalo chicken and hot sauce. They also have a Trump
pizza, it doesn’t have any toppings but the crust is folded over to hide it.
--Seth Meyers
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JetBlue pilot had to appear in court today after being caught flying into New York’s
Kennedy Airport while drunk. Apparently he kept turning on the cabin intercom
to tell the passengers how much he loved them. --Seth Meyers
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