We're
just three days away from the big Democratic debate right here in New York. And
both Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have been busy campaigning throughout
the city. Bernie even had some time to see the Broadway show “Hamilton” with
his wife. Though it got awkward when Bernie stood up and said, “I knew
Alexander Hamilton! And you sir, are no Alexander Hamilton!” –Jimmy Fallon
Bernie
Sanders said on Friday that his goal for financial reform is to “make banking
boring again.” I think I speak for all Americans when I say, let’s just make
elections boring again. –Jimmy Fallon
Senator
Lindsey Graham said in an interview last week that if he can support Ted Cruz,
anybody can do it. You know it's bad when your best endorsement sounds like a
bad diet plan. –Jimmy Fallon
Hotel
and casino tycoon Steve Wynn is under fire after he said, “Rich people only
like being around rich people. Nobody likes being around poor people,
especially poor people.” In related news, Donald Trump needs a new opening line
for his inauguration speech. –Jimmy Fallon
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