That's important to us

Spanish Prime Minister Mariano Rajoy wants to reduce Spain's three-hour siesta to one hour. They're just going to have a lunch break like everybody else. Instead of going home for their nap, they'd sleep at their desk like the rest of us. –Stephen Colbert

Well, I'm here to say, “Spain, no es bueno.” You don't realize it, but you're threatening an American tradition of making fun of Spain for being a lazy country where nothing gets done. That's important to us. –Stephen Colbert