"Well, did you all see
Obama's speech? He said America is finally ready to lead again, to which Bush
said: 'Hey, I'm sitting here! Hello! I'm still here!'" --Jay Leno
"Barack Obama is in the
latest issue of the 'Spider-Man' comics. That's when you know you're big, when
you're in 'Spider-Man' comics. The story is about how Spider-Man stops bad guys
from ruining Barack's inauguration. And psychologists believe this comic book
was actually very handy in helping President Bush understand the transition."
--Jay Leno
"Officials at the White
House say that President Bush completed his last piece of official business in
the Oval Office at 6:00 am this morning. Yep. Bush says it should take Obama
weeks to find where he hid the dead fish." --Conan O'Brien
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