In
San Diego near the border of Mexico, the federal agents found a tunnel that is
800 yards long. Which, imagine running a touch down the full length of the
field eight times. Thank God for football or I wouldn't have any sense of
distance. –Jimmy Kimmel
Today
is National High Five Day. Derek Smith claimed he came up with the high five
while he was playing for the University of Louisville in 1979. That seems wrong
because I'm pretty sure Jesus gave high fives after the loaves and fishes
thing. –Jimmy Kimmel
Queen
Elizabeth is having her portrait done by Annie Leibowitz. She's releasing a new
stamp in her honor in May. There is a public celebration of her birthday. In
June there is a service at St. Paul's plus a big parade — and she gets to wear
her birthday tiara all year long. –Stephen Colbert
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