CVS
Pharmacy has recalled some herbal teas that might be infected with the
salmonella virus. So whatever you do, don’t drink the tea called,
"Permanent Sleepytime." –Conan O’Brien
The
American bison was just named the official mammal of the United States. To put
this in perspective, the bison narrowly beat out the McRib. –Conan O’Brien
Yesterday
Ted Cruz, the man mathematically eliminated from becoming president, picked his
vice president. Cruz chose Carly Fiorina as his running mate: The first woman
ever to lose the Republican nomination twice in three months. –James Corden
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