I like meth on meth

In an attempt to win over Wisconsin, Ted Cruz said, "To be honest, I like cheese on cheese." Of course when he was campaigning in Florida he said, "I like meth on meth." –Conan O’Brien

The Hillary Clinton campaign believes that Donald Trump is going to go after her occasional "health problems." Today, Hillary reminded Trump that being a woman over 40 is not a "health problem." –Conan O’Brien

A California woman has turned her home into a sanctuary for 1,000 cats. She’s applied for both tax and man exempt status. –Conan O’Brien