He didn’t even put his name on the check he sent Stormy Daniels (Highway to Hell)

“Why on earth would Donald Trump’s name be on the stimulus checks? They’re not from him. It’s not his money. He didn’t even put his name on the check he sent Stormy Daniels.” — Jimmy Kimmel

AC/DC has a new lead singer. Axl Rose will replace Brian Johnson. At 54-years-old, he will be the youngest member of the group. They are still on a “Highway to Hell,” but they're in the far right lane. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

They are still on a “Highway to Hell,” but they're in the far right lane (doing the math)

The Secret Service swept our building today — which is good, it was filthy. –Jimmy Kimmel

AC/DC has a new lead singer. Axle Rose will replace Brian Johnson. At 54-years-old, he will be the youngest member of the group. They are still on a “Highway to Hell,” but they're in the far right lane. –Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2023/12/baby-baby-all-time-when-do-we-want.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Donald Trump made more money than that last year selling hats

This is the kind of money the candidates should be focused on right now. Tax returns are basically an 11th grade math test administered to adults. If we fail we go to prison. That's how it works. –Jimmy Kimmel

The president and the first lady got their taxes done. I'm not sure if they have to release it or they just do. They made $436, 035, the lowest amount they've made since he took office. Donald Trump made more money than that last year selling hats. –Jimmy Kimmel

AC/DC has a new lead singer. Axle Rose will replace Brian Johnson. At 54-years-old, he will be the youngest member of the group. They are still on a “Highway to Hell,” but they're in the far right lane. –Jimmy Kimmel