Bernie
Sanders won on the Democratic side in the Wisconsin primary. Sanders' Wisconsin
supporters celebrated by drinking Old Milwaukee, or as Bernie calls it,
"Young Milwaukee." –Jimmy Fallon
Donald
Trump suffered a big loss yesterday in Wisconsin to Ted Cruz. Or as Trump put
it, "I hit a wall. A big wall. And I'm going to have to pay for it."
–Jimmy Fallon
I
saw that Rob Kardashian just got engaged to model Blac Chyna. Yeah, “Blac
Chyna.” Or as Trump calls that, “his worst nightmare.” –Jimmy Fallon
The
chair that J.K. Rowling sat in while she wrote the first two Harry Potter books
went up for auction today. So if your kid is a big Harry Potter fan, this would
be the perfect gift to disappoint them. “It’s the chair where a lady sat when
she wrote them! Go ahead! Sit in it!” –Jimmy Fallon
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