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restaurant in Pennsylvania has unveiled a pizza inspired by Hillary Clinton.
Apparently, the pizza is not that fresh or tasty, but it sticks around your
stomach until all the other food has given up. –Conan O’Brien
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woman who looks exactly like a female Ted Cruz has been asked to star in a porn
movie. So finally, a cure for your porn addiction. –Conan O’Brien
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Trump did an impression of Hillary Clinton at a rally this weekend accusing
Clinton of needing a teleprompter, speaking in a robotic manner and being
boring. And then Hillary did an impression of Donald Trump by crushing a poor
person's dreams. –Seth Meyers
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new Swiss airplane called Solar Impulse 2 crossed the Pacific Ocean this
weekend using only solar energy. Said the pilot right before takeoff,
"Wait, Solar Impulse 2?" –Seth Meyers
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