"President Bush and Vice
President Dick Cheney are scheduled to testify before the 9/11 commission. I
guess right now they're finalizing the seating arrangements. Should Bush sit on
Cheney's right knee or his left knee?" -Jay Leno
"President Bush's campaign is
now attacking John Kerry for throwing away some of his medals to protest the
Vietnam War. Bush did not have any medals to throw away, but in his defense he
did have all his services records thrown out." -Jay Leno
"Two big announcements coming
out of Washington, D.C. The tour of duty for 20,000 troops in Iraq may be
extended. That's too bad. And the other announcement, the tour of duty for
President Bush may not be extended." -David Letterman
"According to the recent polls,
Bush has a slight lead over John Kerry. So today, Bush hung a banner over the
White House saying, 'Mission Accomplished.'" -David Letterman
No comments:
Post a Comment