"Last night, President Bush gave a
prime-time press conference. It was such a big deal that Fox decided to preempt
American Idol. Which made sense to me, you don't want too many amateurs on in
one night." —David Letterman
"CIA Director George Tenet has now
testified before the 9/11 commission and he said we are still making the same
dumb mistakes, like leaving memos on the President's desk." —David
Letterman
"President Bush released his tax returns
yesterday. He listed the economy as a liability. He gets to write that
off." —Jay Leno
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