it’s pretty ironic that Trump had to use Plan B

California produced $2.7 billion in medical marijuana sales last year — it's our biggest cash crop, not including the Kardashians. –Jimmy Kimmel

After saying in an interview that there should be punishment for women who undergo illegal abortions, Donald Trump last night started to walk back his comments by claiming he meant to say doctors should be punished. And I have to say, it’s pretty ironic that Trump had to use Plan B. –Seth Meyers

Bernie Sanders today held a campaign rally in the South Bronx. Sanders said it was great to be in a neighborhood where he wasn’t the loudest person. –Seth Meyers

Following the success of “Star Wars: The Force Awakens,” experts are reporting baby names like Kylo and Rey are increasing in popularity. As in, “Help! Someone just beat up Kylo and Rey!” –Seth Meyers