"And, of course, of
course, now the real pressure is on. President Bush only has three days left to
respond to Hurricane Katrina." --Jay Leno
"President Bush has asked
all the major networks for 15 minutes of air time on Thursday to give his
farewell speech to the nation. Well, the White House says he's going to use
part of the time to list his accomplishments. No word yet what he's going to do
with the other 14 minutes." --Jay Leno
"But I think everybody
has warm feelings for George Bush now. He held his final press conference
yesterday. He admitted — it takes a big man to do this — he admitted that a
couple things didn’t go according to plan. A couple of things went haywire. His
first term and his second term. Those two things." --David Letterman
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