Today
was Super Tuesday where states like Pennsylvania, Maryland, and Delaware hold
their primaries. Seriously, we have to stop calling these Super Tuesdays.
Nothing super has ever happened on a Tuesday in Delaware. –James Corden
Lena
Dunham, star of the HBO show "Girls," threatened to move to Vancouver
if Trump became president. Trump said, “Well, she's a ‘B’ actor and, you know,
has no mojo.” I can't believe Trump snapped back about Lena Dunham. Usually, he
just ignores that kind of stuff and gracefully moves on. –James Corden
Celebrities
can't move to Canada, that's not how this works. All of America's best
celebrities come from Canada. Ryan Gosling? Canadian. Justin Bieber? Canadian.
Ryan Reynolds? Canadian. And those are just the ones I had a dream about last
night. –James Corden
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