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Sunday, April 3, 2016

I hear he's already working on his concession smirk



"With Iraq plunging into chaos and gas prices at record highs President Bush took time out this weekend for a ride on his bicycle, but unfortunately he fell off and sustained cuts to his face and hands. Apparently Bush was distracted by the enormous responsibilities of the presidency. I'm just kidding. He hit some gravel or something." -Craig Kilborn
"Doctor's concluded that the president Bush's fall hadn't done any damage when he appeared confused and disoriented." -Craig Kilborn
"The prison scandal is really hurting President Bush's poll numbers. In fact, I hear he's already working on his concession smirk." -Craig Kilborn


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