"Of course you know, President
Bush has been taking a couple days off this week to prepare for the debates. In
fact, he's having a microchip implanted in his ear. This will allow Dick Cheney
to speak to him directly. 'It's pronounced 'Fallujah' 'Abu Ghraib.'" --Jay
Leno
"The debate deal for three
debates almost fell apart because John Kerry did not want a light to flash when
his time was almost up. And George Bush didn't want a light to flash because
he's easily distracted." --Jay Leno
"Both candidates now are trying
to lower expectations for how they'll do on the debates. For example, Kerry
tried to lower expectations for himself by saying Bush has never lost a debate
and that he is a formidable opponent. Then Bush lowered expectations for
himself when he said, 'Hey, what does "formidable" mean?'" --Jay
Leno
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