On
Saturday, Beyoncé released a surprise album called “Lemonade” where she directs
some of her anger at her husband, Jay Z. Yeah, an entire album where she yells
at her husband. Or in other words — looks like Hillary's found her running
mate! –Jimmy Fallon
Apparently
four out of Donald Trump's five airplanes are more than 20 years old, which
they say is rare for most billionaires. I guess Trump doesn’t know you’re
supposed to change PLANES every few years, and keep your WIFE forever. –Jimmy
Fallon
I
read about an Orthodox rabbi who recently blessed medical marijuana, saying
that the weed is actually kosher for Passover. Which explains why some Jewish
people were leaving ANOTHER chair empty for Scooby-Doo. –Jimmy Fallon
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